Orbital Mechanics by Tatiana Plakhova
This is breathtaking.
We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.
Why did Jonah Hill turn into Seth Rogen in 29 Jump Street
“Blow minds, not dudes”
Actually you can do both! What a concept! That women can be intelligent as well as sexually active! And we don’t live in the goddamn 18th century and women don’t have to be pure little virgin housewives if they don’t want to! Oh my gosh!
My anaconda don’t want none unless the state of the economy recovers, minimum wage workers see an increase in their pay, and women, racial, and sexual minorities acquire their rights.
the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not
you’re not a true gamer until you shove an entire ps4 up your ass
You mean I shoved that ps3 up my ass for nothing
When Miley Cyrus is naked & licks a hammer it’s “art” and “music”.. but when I do it, I’m “wasted” and “have to leave Home Depot”